“Who Dunnit” at Thornlands

Posted June 18th, 2012 by admin

We have the crime scene cordoned off with tape…
We have evidence…
We have photos…
We have sirens screaming and police everywhere…
The whole neighbourhood is wondering WHAT NOW is happening at this residence…
We have 3 suspects, who pretend to be pussies but must be hardened criminals because they are VERY tight-lipped and they just don’t seem to care…
We have traced a criminal record for one of the suspects…  Sonny spent some nights at the RSPCA before being bailed out by his parents, found via his microchip…  Mmmmm, not looking good for him…
There is no sign at all of any remorse, so we are definitely dealing with hardened criminals…

Missy proudly gave us her EVIL look…

 

Smooch claimed to be working late…

 

Sonny asked “How could you possibly suspect ME?”

One of the neighbouring dogs has told stories of shocking scenes during the night…
Another neighbourhood dog has told us to not listen to Wowser because he doesn’t get it, and besides, he digs up my bones all the time – and I think he is just seeking attention for himself…
Fingerprinting is next.
We have tried to get one of the suspects to roll over to give evidence for the prosecution…
Trouble is, they all want to do roll-overs and for selfish reasons only, for their own tummy tickles, and nothing to do with evidence for the prosecution.
It is a heinous crime.
We have no body…
We have no weapon…
The motive is impenetrable because the witnesses are colluding.
But the camera doesn’t lie and the photos tell it all…

One Response to ““Who Dunnit” at Thornlands”

  1. Lindy

    Haha love it. This is good writing Elaine – and you have plenty dog and cat stories to tell !!!

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